Santa Didn’t Come

One postage stamp Christmas,
Moiled flocking on the mountainside,
An Alligator crept among mortgaged houses,
And Old reliable wandered off to commit suicide.
Meanwhile the mermaid swimming
In the Pearl River of a comet,
Served soured milk and Spumoni
To two jealous sisters.
White manhood crapped on her coat
Which she wore like sharp hieroglyphics
scrawled on a sunflower.
The breast of man pressing against her own,
Her commodities violently stolen.